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Motorboat THESE, Bitches!!!

Boobs are the best and these ones are fuckin’ awesome. Y’all be totally hatin’ that yours truly motor-boated each set of these spectacular puppies. Hah! Take that chumps. But no need to cry in your cornflakes, at least you can enjoy the spoils of my love-labors and feast your eyes if not your mitts on these fun bags. Sweet, huh? The top right roundies are most rad in this less-than-humble dude’s opinion. And the ass that came with ‘em? Holy fuck! But that’s a tale for another time.

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The best thing about boobs is, well, they're boobs. Duh! They don't have to be doozies or anything bigger than a handful but they do have to have what I call bounce. When a chick is riding you cowgirl style and her titties be shaking and jiggling real nice, that's bounce. And that shit is the bomb. The chick below definitely has bounce. Damn! If I could only have her on top of me right about now, that would be awesome. You'll have to watch the vid to see what I mean. She shows just what she has under that black bra and what she has is some mighty fine bounce.

By the way, in case you were wondering, they have this vid and many more on the MOFOs Video Blog which is like, Zion of gazongas galore. Check it out when you got a minute bros.

Laters,

Ry

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    • nice titties bro
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    • slurp slurp slurp
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    • Bounce! Haha. So true.
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college parties

These girls know how to get WET!

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There are epic parties and then there’s parties that veer past epic and land you in a place beyond all epicness. Ya never know when your average shindig will become a no bars blowout of hedonistic debauchery beyond anything you could ever dream of or imagine, which is why I never turn down an invite, fuck the RSVP! When my buddy Jay told me about this house party going down at a friend-of-a-friend’s-roomate’s-sister’s place, I didn’t expect much, but some inner genius spoke to me and I hauled my flip-vid in my back pocket before heading out the door

Bro, if I didn’t get the footage, no one would ever believe the shit that went down that day. There were hot chicks everywhere, and those chicks were getting down and dirty. I mean, there were chicks with everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) hanging out. And there were chicks making out, and chicks fucking in the pool, and having all out orgies and shit. It was sick! Click play on the screen cap below and reap the rewards of my charmed life.

Laters,

Ry

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    • you are one lucky muthafucka!
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    • I know the blonde chick. She once sucked my dick at a keg party.
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    • these chicks are crAAAAzy!
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Your Neighborhood Watch

The other day my buddy J.J. was actin' like a whiny bitch cuz his gf went and dumped his sorry ass. But since I’m a stand-up kinda guy, I decided to cheer up the D-bag by takin’ him on patrol for hot slutty chicks who’ll fuck anyone. I just happen to know a bunch who live in my hood who are fuckin’ horny assed hos. I brought my camera along so J.J. could later recall all the fine bitches he could in theory be bangin’, that is, if he didn’t have his panties twisted in a knot over his ex-biatch.

We started scouting in the afternoon and found ourselves only back at my pad wayyyyy after dark. There was many, many fine bitches, as you can see by lookin’ at these pics. There was more too, but these here were the most fuck-worthy of them.

You gotta check out the pic at the bottom, we caught on cam this dude banging this chick right outside his car in the parking lot! Watch them fuck here.

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    • sweet bro!
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    • she's got sweet tits
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Your Hot GFs!!!

Hot girlfriends are the DA BEST, especially when they aren't your own. You can appreciate their finest ASSets, without having to buy them dinner or deal with any of the bitchin' and complainin'. I asked all you muthafuckas out there to send me pics of your hot bitches, and I gotta be honest with you, most of the pics you sent me were pretty bangin'. I picked out the sickest of the bunch and have posted them here for the enjoyment of all bros everywhere.

Then there was Mikey, who decided to be a total D-bag and sent me a sex tape of his gf. As much as I appreciated the thought, at first I had to reject it for several reasons, reasons which I don't have the fuckin' time to get into now, but were for Mikey's own good, least a little bit. If you knew Mikey, you'd understand that the only 'logical' thing for him to do was to sell it to MOFOs. Anyways, Mikey's hot bitch is no longer his gf. She is, however, still smokin' hot and and seein' as how that shit's online now anyway, I've decided to post it after all.

Laters

Ry

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    • Damn….Hot chicks. Hot vid.
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    • She sucks cock like a champ.
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    • she needs to take it in that nice ass.
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Hot FB Profile Pics

I had a date with this chick I’ve been wanting to bang for so long, only I was mad tired from partying the night before so I decided the only thing to do was to down several coffees and an energy drink to keep me in the game. Only thing was, the stupid slut cancelled on me at the last moment, so there I was with a crazy caffeine buzz and balls blue as fuck, which is how I ended up stalking her and all her friends on FB. Here’s all the slutty pictures I found. I don’t know why bitches need to post these almost naked self-shots but I ain’t complainin’. The one in the middle is the one that’s been on my fucklist. I’ve got a date with her for next week. Bitch better put out…

Laters,

Ry

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    • The one in the middle needs to suck my dick.
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    • Bitchez always be posin' on fb.
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    • woof!
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Lingerie Party, Muthafuckas!

My buddy Dan bartends at this club on the east end of town and told me to come down for this lingerie party that was going down. By the time I dragged my ass on over, there were chicks in their skivvies bumpin’ and grindin’ all over the joint. They was all hot, but there was this one chick that was fuckin’ smokin’. I never nabbed her name or number but she had these gangsta melon tits and this pink bra n’ panty getup so I got to thinkin’ of her as Pinky.

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Almost from the moment I first showed, Pinky handed me her camcorder. Don’t know why she picked me out of the crowd but I like to think it has somethin’ to do with my boyish good looks and pimpin’ attire. Anyway, the Pinky chick got all freaky takin’ off her bra and rolling on the floor and shit. She started sucking this bro’s dick right in front of me and before I knew it, that same bro was fucking Pinky all whiles people was cheerin’ and hollerin’. It was FUCKING AWESOME!!! The most badass thing was that as Pinky was takin’ that dick she was lookin’ dead straight at me. Yea Boii!!! Check it out.

Laters,

Ry

Watch the Lingerie Party Now!

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    • petelongdate here
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    • love her tits. love her ass.
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    • this chick is sick!
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    • she’s not lookin' at ya bro. she's lookin’ past you!
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Got Her to Try Anal!

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The other day I was fucking this hot bitch and my dick started to inch towards her ass. Normally chicks get all tense and shit when they sense a cock might be nearing their A-hole, but this chick didn’t seem annoyed or squirmy so I figured I’d try to slip in a little anal action. Dudes, I ain’t tuggin’ your sacks or nothin’. The chick actually let me fuck her in the butt.

At first she seemed to be a sconch pained, but it’s not like she asked me to stop or nothin’ which fo sho I would’ve had she asked. But then I thought to grease her up with some lube and she got fuckin’ horny and was all moanin’ and groanin’ and gettin’ more and more excited. Her ass was hella tight and later she fessed up to it bein’ her first time getting fucked in the ass and all. But she said she liked it and would do it again and that the lube made it sweet. Not sure I should be callin’ the bitch though. Wouldn’t want her to think she was my gf or some whack shit like that.

At first she seemed to be a sconch pained, but it’s not like she asked me to stop or nothin’ which fo sho I would’ve had she asked. But then I thought to grease her up with some lube and she got fuckin’ horny and was all moanin’ and groanin’ and gettin’ more and more excited. Her ass was hella tight and later she fessed up to it bein’ her first time getting fucked in the ass and all. But she said she liked it and would do it again and that the lube made it sweet. Not sure I should be callin’ the bitch though. Wouldn’t want her to think she was my gf or some whack shit like that.

Laters,

Ry

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    • Dude, I need to get me some of that. Damn!
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    • I want to try anal so bad but chicks always be telling me no, don’t put it there. Where can I find a chick who wants it in the ass?
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    • She has a nice ass, bro. What's she doing with a d-bag like you?
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    • what what
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Would you fuck chicks covered with tattoos?

Some dudes be hatin' on bitches with tattoos. I ain’t one of ‘em, unless the bitch be rockin’ some mad as fuck tats on her face and shit (seen it fo realz bro). But a hot chick with some well-placed ink that be drawn nice and shit can be badass. The other day my bud Dan and his kid brother were shit talkin' this chick on my fucklist who has a huge tat on her back and we ended up in this massive altercation over whether inked bitches be fuckable. So I took it upon myself to survey some dudes and I was fuckin' floored to realize how many of you be hatin' on inked chicks. 70% of the bros I surveyed said they wouldn't fuck a chick with a tat. 70%!?! Now that is WHACKED! But whatevs. Levels the playing field for the rest of us

After this psychotic eppy I decided to honor of some of the hot chicks with tattoos I fucked, and their hot tattooed friends that I wanna fuck in my blog. The chick up top is most choice IMHO, but let me know what y'all think. Would you fuck any of these chicks?

Laters,

Ry

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    • chicks with tats are da bomb
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    • I don't get why chicks needs to fuckin’ ruin themselves with ugly tattoos and shit.
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    • small tattoos are okay, but I don’t like when girls have big tattoos
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    • These chicks have nice tats and are hot but some girls just get too crazy with getting them.
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I Met Her. I Fucked Her

Damn!!! Euro-bitches are da best. I was trippin' about in the burbs of Prague on my Euro vacay and came across this hot chick with big tits sweet as fuck. I was jonesing for her real bad so I asked her to come back to my room. She was actin' shy and it took some talkin' but she came with me all right. Yea boiii!!! I got game bros!

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I'd always heard that Czech babes was horny bitches and made the best cum buckets on the fuckin' planet, which is why I was set on gettin' with her. I knew I’d be leavin' for home soon and didn't want to miss my shot. Besides, I was horny as fuck and thought my balls might pop right off if I didn’t have her, so I knew I had to up my game and get real crazy if I wanted to see results. Don’t judge me muthafuckas but I offered the slut the last of my dough to take off her clothes and fuck me. Lemme tell you, when the money appeared the bitch was shy no more. It was worth every bit I paid her because the she let me fuck right on the balcony. Her cunt was real tight and wet, and her boobs and ass looked hella sweet as my dick rammed into her. Lemme tell you, Czech bitches really are badass as fuck. If you dudes get the chance, you should fuck one for yourselves. You can watch the vid below to see how it's done.

Laters,

Ry

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    • you are the Man! That's Awesome! I LOVE your site!
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    • wow, this girl is so sexy, gr8 body, would love to meet her. Gave me a great hard on.
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    • perfect tits
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    • you lucky muthafucka!
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    • the chick is hot but she's a ho for fuckin' you for $$$
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Gotta Love The Beach

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By now you dudes know that I’m the luckiest muthafucka that ever was, and if you were at all in doubt today definitely proves it. I was camping with some buddies who fucked off to do some jock shit like rock climbing or whatever and I got hella bored so I took my camera and went for a wander. I was in the middle of nowhere and the last thing I was thinking of was fucking but then I came across this hot teen tanning topless. She had these sweet tits and a tight little body that got me so fuckin’ horny.

When she caught me watching her she wasn’t shy at all and she even had me film her as she fingered her cunt. And then she unzipped me and gave me a badass blowjob. I wanted to cum in her mouth and just about did, but she had her own ideas. She sat on top of my cock and rode it with her tight pussy. She was so fuckin’ wet. Damn! And then I gave it to her, poundin’ my dick into her and just fuckin, and fuckin’. Finally, I pulled out and came all over her pretty face. And the slut LOVED IT! Yea Boiii!!! When I got back to the campsite no one believed me but then they saw the vid. Douchebags! They should know by now that a playa like me don’t need to talk shit. Check out the vid below to see what I mean.

Laters,

Ry

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    • Just saw this gorgeous little teen slut for the first, what a fucking beautiful and nasty princess. Super cute face and her natural teen tits and nipples are worldclass, her pussy is so sweet and tight and her ass and legs are super sexy. I normally hate tattoos, but this one is fucking sexy.
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    • That's a nice ass man!
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    • damn she rides dick like a champ
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