Milfs Like It Black
Jamaican Tony is doin' us a solid and lending us his super mansion for today's business. Super fly babe Cathy Heaven came in alllll the way from Hungary just to sample the goods. And did she ever! Over and over again! That'll keep Uncle Lucas happy f...
In order to keep the dollar bills flowing, the crew went out in the neighbourhood door to door in search of some lonely bitches in need of our service. After runnin' into some peckerwood rascist motherfucka, we luckily found the perfect 34DD clientel...
All sorts of shit went down this week. Lil" Regg is dead or something. Austin Taylor finally got her fantasy fuck out of the way. And we fucking found Lee Bangs. Now usually this would be all fine and dandy, but all our misfortunes happened because o...
In a very special episode of Milfs Like It Black we find ourselves on the business end of an old fashioned rebound fuck. Our girl Harley called us up needing to get back at her cheating boyfriend by getting some primo dick. And as long as we're getti...
International money, here we come! Couldn't begin to explain how good it felt to be getting world wide recognition. Angell Summers may be a guest here in America but she's a horny MILF from France just waiting to get her fuck on! Hopefully this chick...
So there we were, sitting in the kitchen gettin' ready to take off to Vancouver, when Tactics rolls in with a fine-ass chick in a cocktail dress. Dude doesn't pay us any attention and thinks he's gonna get lucky upstairs... But we've got other plans....
Today as you can see, we're babysitting a fuckin' drama queen. This chick Reena (as hot as she is) is a handful! She just broke up with her boyfriend which is perfect for us, but puts us in an awkward spot when she goes on and on about her feelings. ...
So we were sittin' around thinking up ways to expand our enterprises, and Bugsy rolls through with an amazing idea; turns out girls on the west coast lookin' to get into porn aren't ready for the dicks some of these guys are packing. On top of gettin...
So we had this chick Baylee come through asking for the boyfriend experience we premiered about a year ago. Except it turns out that's not what Baylee wanted at all! See, we went ahead and put Tactic in charge of picking her up but the fool got ahead...
We took a call to hit up a "bordello," and we weren't about to pass that shit up. When we showed up it turns out there was major miscommunication with the client and instead of wanted her pussy filled, she wanted a role in a play filled. Just before ...
Jason fucked us all up an now we all stuck inna bullshit DMV class wit some watery piece o' white meat. We gonna teach dis lil blonde chick da pump an dump. Oh yeah. We jus hadda give dat cracker teach a lil lesson first and it all good. Truth.
This week we're hustling to think of new ideas to make some money. Bugsi came up with the brilliant idea of having a car wash. No body in their right mind would want to get their car washed by a Milf service so we had to disguise ourselves as a car w...
